*drops dead*

WHAT?


I say it again.

WHAT?


Read the 5th point under "what is it?"


I'll wait.





Done?

You mean to tell me that my fabric softener has- did you read it?- BEEF FAT in it? BEEF FAT!

BEEF FAT!

BEEF. FAT.

I am not ok with this. Is it liquid softener that has it? Or, just dryer sheets? Both? What's in my liquid detergent that shouldn't be? Huh? This is so gross. I want to vomit. I starting an inquiry. And tearing off my clothes.
Ok, maybe not that last part. But still. WHAT????